TWO COWS
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows. You give one to the neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them away, and gives you some milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them away, and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them away and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them away, shoots one, milk the other and throw away the milk.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your cattle multiplies and the incomes grow. You sell all of them and retire with lots of money.
AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You sell one and force the other to produce as much milk as 4 cows. After that hire an expert to find out why the cow dropped dead.
FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You start a strike because you want 3 cows.
JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You redesign them to be 10 times smaller than the regular cow and to produce 20 times more milk. Than you make an anime called Cowomon and advertise it around the world.
GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they live 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. They are both mad.
ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows but you have no idea where they are. You take a lunch break.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You count them and realise there are 5 cows. You count them again and realise there are 5 cows. You count them again and realise there are 42 cows. You count them again and realise you have 2 cows. You stop counting and open a new bottle of Vodka.
CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You have 300 people to milk them. You claim that the employment rate is 100%, milk production high, and arrest the journalist that published the figures.
INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You worship them until they drop dead.

oh my cow…